Thursday, January 8, 2009

Exodizing

The rancher sat on a log staring at the vast expanse of his land. He was calm just staring, until a he saw a single cow running by. The cow was soon followed by many other cows all heading in the same direction. The noise of their hooves was deafening to the rancher. He merely stared, scorning the cows for trespassing. Once they left he let out a single sigh. "Why do these cows have to keep exodizing on my land?"
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This post is an installment in a continuing series of content coordinated by theme or motif with posts from Enoch Allred of Chiltingham, Jon Fairbanks of Funkadelic Freestylings of Another Sort, Eli Z. McCormick of Modern Revelation!, John D. Moore of Whatnot Studios, Joseph Schlegel of Sour Mayonnaise, and William C. Stewart of Chide, Chode, Chidden. This week's theme: 'Exodus'.

5 comments:

Yarjka said...

While I agree that exodizing can be quite annoying when taken to extremes such as this, there's definitely no need to have a cow over it.

G.C.C. said...

I think I know what could stop this unwished exodizing--ligers, lots and lots of ligers.

John D. Moore said...

Ligers are hard to come by. :(

While the farmer seems to hate the cows for exodizing across his land, it seems to me that he is drawn to stare at his land because he anticipates exodizing cows to come through.

Yarjka said...

The anticipation of exodizing cows has kept me up many a night.

Zijjo said...

Exodizing is, indeed a frustrating thing that we are all victim to at some point in our lives.