Thursday, July 26, 2007

A major argument

Jacob (to Joseph): theres an article on Yahoo about a guy who found a missile launcher in his yard
Joseph: Let me see!
Jacob: No (opens up a flash game)

10 minutes later

Joseph (at the top of his lungs): Missile Launcher!
Joseph: Missile launcher!
Joseph: Missile launcher!

An average argument

Emma and Lillian need to clean their room. It takes a while for Emma to come down

Lillian: Why did it take you so long to get down here? Bad boy!
Emma: I'm not a boy
Lillian: Well now you are because you didn't come down fast enough.

Emma begins screaming

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

We be Ghost Huntin'

For all you readers in Provo/Salt Lake (which makes up all of you... except for Professor Howdy) ask me to sing the Ghost Huntin' song.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Action Movie!!!!!

Hero picks up a syringe of white gooey stuff

Sidekick: What's that?
Hero: Pure raw DNA

Hero injects himself with it. His legs turn into goat legs and he grows goat horns.

Sayterman: Let's roll

Tuesday, July 3, 2007


What would Macgyver do?

Sunday, July 1, 2007

The difficult conversation

Now son, I know you think you're all cool in those ripped jeans, but its dangerous. I probably should have told you this earlier, but now is also a good time. Girls jump in holes. And when they jump in holes they may get pregnant. And if the holes are in your clothes that means you're the father. And I don't want you to be a father son. Its a bad idea. Trust me here you'll regret it for the rest of you're life.