vampire: So I'm dating this cute girl but there's one problem...
vampire's friend: don't tell me...
vampire: yes, I bit her
vampire's friend: why?
vampire: well we were in my mansion, and stuff was going real well. And we were making out and I saw her neck. I couldn't resist it, it looked so appetizing.
vampire's friend: and she left you?
vampire: no, she's cool with being a vampire.
vampire's friend: so what's wrong?
vampire: you can't take your minion to be your mistress. Its not kosher.
vampire's friend: You're not kosher.
vampire: What do you know about vampire's?
vampire's friend: I was the one who bit you.
vampire: But you're a werewolf
vampire's friend: and a vampire. A vampwolf
vampire: yeah yeah.
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11 comments:
There are so many things here that I didn't know about vampires and vampire culture. And I do care about vampire culture.
"you can't take your minion to be your mistress. Its not kosher."
Since when?
its only not kosher to that particular vampire (I think).
What's the vampwolf dress code like? I assume it falls somewhere between the vampire dress code, which we all know is strictly 18th century clothing, and the wearwolf dress code , which consists of stylish tank-tops and shorts.
I think it is tattered 18th century. Although tank-tops and shorts are acceptable werewolf dress, werewolves also often were the remnants of their former attire.
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You are both wrong for vampwolves wear modern day clothing(to keep their secret safe). The only thing that gives away their identity is their sense of seasonal clothing. They wear winter clothes in the summer as to not be harmed by the sun. Another option is that they could put a sun protection spell on themselves, but its a hard spell to cast and needs to be renwed every full moon.
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