Sunday, July 1, 2007

The difficult conversation

Now son, I know you think you're all cool in those ripped jeans, but its dangerous. I probably should have told you this earlier, but now is also a good time. Girls jump in holes. And when they jump in holes they may get pregnant. And if the holes are in your clothes that means you're the father. And I don't want you to be a father son. Its a bad idea. Trust me here you'll regret it for the rest of you're life.

4 comments:

  1. I can't say that I necessarily agree with Rodrigo here, but this is a brilliant piece of surrealism. Awesome.

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  2. It seems to me, John, that the father character has some sound and practical advice, though a certain Irish gentleman with whom I am acquainted would certainly disagree with the advice presented by said father.

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  3. I wish my father had told me this when I was a child. It would have been nice to know.

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  4. I really ought to rip more holes in my jeans.

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