A funky dance

So I did a funky dance and recorded it. Its very good and should be watched.

Vampwolf.

vampire: So I'm dating this cute girl but there's one problem...
vampire's friend: don't tell me...
vampire: yes, I bit her
vampire's friend: why?
vampire: well we were in my mansion, and stuff was going real well. And we were making out and I saw her neck. I couldn't resist it, it looked so appetizing.
vampire's friend: and she left you?
vampire: no, she's cool with being a vampire.
vampire's friend: so what's wrong?
vampire: you can't take your minion to be your mistress. Its not kosher.
vampire's friend: You're not kosher.
vampire: What do you know about vampire's?
vampire's friend: I was the one who bit you.
vampire: But you're a werewolf
vampire's friend: and a vampire. A vampwolf
vampire: yeah yeah.

I am the Buddah

Prove me Wrong

Dinosaur Joe is back!

There's been a sad lack of dinosaur joe lately. I aim to fix that. I already have done 3 new posts, just make sure to remind me to do more

A Minor Argument

George:You suck
Sir Greg: No you do.

A major argument

Jacob (to Joseph): theres an article on Yahoo about a guy who found a missile launcher in his yard
Joseph: Let me see!
Jacob: No (opens up a flash game)

10 minutes later

Joseph (at the top of his lungs): Missile Launcher!
Joseph: Missile launcher!
Joseph: Missile launcher!
etc.

An average argument

Emma and Lillian need to clean their room. It takes a while for Emma to come down

Lillian: Why did it take you so long to get down here? Bad boy!
Emma: I'm not a boy
Lillian: Well now you are because you didn't come down fast enough.

Emma begins screaming