Thursday, August 30, 2007

Dinosaur Joe is back!

There's been a sad lack of dinosaur joe lately. I aim to fix that. I already have done 3 new posts, just make sure to remind me to do more

A Minor Argument

George:You suck
Sir Greg: No you do.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

A major argument

Jacob (to Joseph): theres an article on Yahoo about a guy who found a missile launcher in his yard
Joseph: Let me see!
Jacob: No (opens up a flash game)

10 minutes later

Joseph (at the top of his lungs): Missile Launcher!
Joseph: Missile launcher!
Joseph: Missile launcher!
etc.

An average argument

Emma and Lillian need to clean their room. It takes a while for Emma to come down

Lillian: Why did it take you so long to get down here? Bad boy!
Emma: I'm not a boy
Lillian: Well now you are because you didn't come down fast enough.

Emma begins screaming

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

We be Ghost Huntin'

For all you readers in Provo/Salt Lake (which makes up all of you... except for Professor Howdy) ask me to sing the Ghost Huntin' song.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Action Movie!!!!!

Hero picks up a syringe of white gooey stuff

Sidekick: What's that?
Hero: Pure raw DNA

Hero injects himself with it. His legs turn into goat legs and he grows goat horns.

Sayterman: Let's roll

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

WWMD?

What would Macgyver do?